Dying Cliche Jocks

These guys all deserve what they are getting, but for different reasons.

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THE AL QAEDA TERRORIST  

Who in the West doesn't want to watch him die in the slowest, most painful way possible?

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THE CHINESE DRUG DEALER

He's destroyed way too many lives.  Now its his turn to be destroyed.

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THE COLLEGE FRAT BRO

The arrogance.  The sense of entitlement.  Ah....but no balls.  Wonder what he'll do without them.

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THE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER

Our Hero.  The Great Tight End.  The outspoken homophobe.  Take a deep breath, baby, and die.

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THE YAKAZU

He's into anything that hurts and maims, anything illegal and ugly.  A blight on a whole society.  No one will miss him.  Not even his mother.

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THE BLOND SURFER DUDE

No real reason for this guy to be killed other than he's hunky and sexy, masculine and handsome and just begging for it. 

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Four Men on a Couch

This is something from years ago. It's a bit scruffy from sitting in my files for so long. But it shows how my interests haven't changed much over the years.

Maybe an up-to-date version might be in order. (Certainly the dicks would be different.)

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Four big, built, handsome, hunky guys.  Hands tied behind their backs.  Not very happy.

Waiting.

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Four big, built, handsome, hunky guys. Hands tied behind their backs.  

No longer waiting. 

Just dead.

George Armstrong Custer

The history books never really come to grips with General Custer.  Was he a hero or a buffoon?  The only thing we know for sure is that he died in a hail of arrows.  So here's my take on his last moments.
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This is Custer's Last Stand with his little Little/Big Horn.

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And this is Custer's Second-Last Stand with his big Little/Big Horn

Say "ah"

It's hard to image what Gary might be thinking as he gasps his last.  But thinking of something exciting he certainly is.  It's easier to guess what's on Dimitri's mind.

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What's going on here seems to have been a knock-down, drag-out fight.  And what a fight it must have been. They've all lost their pants!  Oh, and a couple of guys also lost their lives.

Gut Reactions

Here's Kenny, a short guy who seems to be having it all his own way. And while he is, he also looks like he's saying:  "Kiss me, Guido". Guido, unfortunately, has other things on his mind....and in his belly.

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But little guys can't win all the time. Seeing Kareem hanging around with a knife in his back, Bobby has definitely been stimulated to attention. Yet he has to know he's next.

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And as for Henry, this time little guys definitely finish last.  Alvin's seen to that.  Strangely, Alvin's not the only one who's excited about that.