Office Politics

Meet Tom, Dick and Harry.  How hairy Harry got into this state is anyone's guess.  But however he did, he definitely got off on it.  As did his co-workers.

Any idea how he got there?

Bag Lunch

Here are a couple of early sketches of two bubble-boys.

They certainly don't look happy.  But then it's a rare victim who gets off on his own demise.

Adios Amigos

After you're finished with him.  After your pleasure is done.  What do you do with the body?

Here are two suggestions:

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1.  Death in Tennis:  Shove him into his locker.  But make sure his racket is carefully stowed.

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2.  Jack in the Box:  Throw him into a cardboard box, wrap it up and mail it back to his little wifey. Special delivery, of course.

Dying Cliche Jocks

These guys all deserve what they are getting, but for different reasons.

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THE AL QAEDA TERRORIST  

Who in the West doesn't want to watch him die in the slowest, most painful way possible?

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THE CHINESE DRUG DEALER

He's destroyed way too many lives.  Now its his turn to be destroyed.

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THE COLLEGE FRAT BRO

The arrogance.  The sense of entitlement.  Ah....but no balls.  Wonder what he'll do without them.

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THE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER

Our Hero.  The Great Tight End.  The outspoken homophobe.  Take a deep breath, baby, and die.

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THE YAKAZU

He's into anything that hurts and maims, anything illegal and ugly.  A blight on a whole society.  No one will miss him.  Not even his mother.

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THE BLOND SURFER DUDE

No real reason for this guy to be killed other than he's hunky and sexy, masculine and handsome and just begging for it. 

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Four Men on a Couch

This is something from years ago. It's a bit scruffy from sitting in my files for so long. But it shows how my interests haven't changed much over the years.

Maybe an up-to-date version might be in order. (Certainly the dicks would be different.)

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Four big, built, handsome, hunky guys.  Hands tied behind their backs.  Not very happy.

Waiting.

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Four big, built, handsome, hunky guys. Hands tied behind their backs.  

No longer waiting. 

Just dead.