Meet Zach
Zach has been a deceiving, lying bastard, screwing every available hole he could find. Much to his lover's fury.
No more chances for Zach.
Now his partner only has to choose how to kill him. He has 10 favorites.
1. Pull a plastic bag over that two-faced head.
2. Blow his betraying brains out.
3. Tape over his cheating nose and mouth.
4. Break his twisted neck.
5. Garrote that twisted neck.
6. Slit his double-dealing throat.
7. Let him hang his despicable self.
8. Drive a stake through his cold heart.
9. Lop off his treacherous cock and balls.
10. Shove a hot poker up that wandering asshole.
Too bad his partner can only kill him once.
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