A Walk in the Park

                 Tony went cruising. So did Bjorn

                           Bjorn ignored Tony

                   Tony didn't like being ignored

                              Decision time

 

              Tony made sure Bjorn paid attention

                  Bjorn was paying attention now

      

       That was the second-last thing Bjorn paid for

                       Tony gave him a receipt

The last thing Bjorn paid for was his life

Tony felt it was only fair to give Bjorn a receipt for that as well

                            Bye, bye, Bjorn

Playing with Dolls

Quite a while ago--before the internet was in everyone's home--I had some fun with dolls.  I bought 8 or 9 and took Polaroids of them.

I shot a few series. Threatening them. Capturing them. Holding them at gunpoint.  Tying them up.

Funny, but a lot of them ended up dead.

I found those dolls the other day and I thought it might be fun to find out how I could kill them some more.

Here's a start.

 

Target Practice

Tommy Tucker made the mistake of telling Freddy Fucker he wasn't interested. You don't tell Freddy that and turn you back at the same time.  Freddy likes to have a good time when he's at the gym and Freddy always gets his way.  So Little Tommy Tucker ended up on the shower room floor of the YMDA.  Well...what was Tommy expecting at a place called the Young Men's Death Association?

It's Been a Long Time

No excuses.  Just other things took precedence. But....here I am again.

And here's another little-guy/big-guy with the little guy winning once again.  Don't know why that turns me on, but it does.  I guess it's hot seeing the underdog win.  A kind of Samson and Goliath.

Holiday Hijinks

He came on vacation specifically to get laid.

Instead, sad-sack Sam got himself laid out.

Open Wide

Here's another couple of takes on a drawing I used some time ago.

There's no doubt about the state of these guys.

Or what their "friends" have in mind next.  

It's nice that even in this condition,  these guys have their uses.

Show-and-Tell

Now class, as the Fall semester begins, pay attention to what your fellow students have brought in to show us. There will be a test at the end.

First up is Alec, a cop who knows how to dress. His master, Mike, who obviously doesn't know how to dress, looks like he has very definite plans for his charge. But is Alec unconscious so that he has to be tied down?  Or can Master Mike just go on playing with him because the cop's dead?

Next is Tony the sprinter -- tank top and one sock, a veritable sartorial splendor.  Roger, his Captor, seems to only have eyes for his prize. No question, Roger definitely wants him, dead or alive.

Finally, we have Little Jimmy, very modest in his briefs. But it looks like the equally-modest Deevon got a bit too rough with his charge. Jimmy doesn't look all that well. Though Deevon appears to like him very much just the way he is.

So.....who's dead?  No points for being correct.  Just bragging rights.

Getting the Point

Constable Thomas must be pretty confused because that's Constable Roberts with the knife.  Now there's a troubled partnership.

Rope Tricks

There's all kinds of ways of using rope.  One way, of course, is tying guys up. Certainly there are more than a few ways to do that.  And that's always fun.  But two ways come to mind that really count.

Hanging.....

......and strangling

To Muscle-Hunks-in-Dire-Peril Followers

You've got the idea what I am into.

Within those parameters, is there something that you would like see?  I can't guarantee I can or will draw it, or that it will appear right away, but I certainly will entertain the idea.

If you don't want to spell it out on this blog, let me know and I will send you an alternate address.

Meanwhile, here's somebody who who won't be writing.

Office Politics

Meet Tom, Dick and Harry.  How hairy Harry got into this state is anyone's guess.  But however he did, he definitely got off on it.  As did his co-workers.

Any idea how he got there?

Bag Lunch

Here are a couple of early sketches of two bubble-boys.

They certainly don't look happy.  But then it's a rare victim who gets off on his own demise.

Adios Amigos

After you're finished with him.  After your pleasure is done.  What do you do with the body?

Here are two suggestions:

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1.  Death in Tennis:  Shove him into his locker.  But make sure his racket is carefully stowed.

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2.  Jack in the Box:  Throw him into a cardboard box, wrap it up and mail it back to his little wifey. Special delivery, of course.

Dying Cliche Jocks

These guys all deserve what they are getting, but for different reasons.

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THE AL QAEDA TERRORIST  

Who in the West doesn't want to watch him die in the slowest, most painful way possible?

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THE CHINESE DRUG DEALER

He's destroyed way too many lives.  Now its his turn to be destroyed.

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THE COLLEGE FRAT BRO

The arrogance.  The sense of entitlement.  Ah....but no balls.  Wonder what he'll do without them.

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THE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER

Our Hero.  The Great Tight End.  The outspoken homophobe.  Take a deep breath, baby, and die.

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THE YAKAZU

He's into anything that hurts and maims, anything illegal and ugly.  A blight on a whole society.  No one will miss him.  Not even his mother.

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THE BLOND SURFER DUDE

No real reason for this guy to be killed other than he's hunky and sexy, masculine and handsome and just begging for it. 

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Four Men on a Couch

This is something from years ago. It's a bit scruffy from sitting in my files for so long. But it shows how my interests haven't changed much over the years.

Maybe an up-to-date version might be in order. (Certainly the dicks would be different.)

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Four big, built, handsome, hunky guys.  Hands tied behind their backs.  Not very happy.

Waiting.

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Four big, built, handsome, hunky guys. Hands tied behind their backs.  

No longer waiting. 

Just dead.